My Life’s Soundtrack - Play Ball

No, it’s not what you think. I am actually so not feeling the E.P.L. As a matter of fact, Lord knows I wouldn’t give a hoot if all the EPL teams were to morph into Agriculture clubs what with the way certain adult males (and females nowadays) run around shouting “Up Blues!” “Red Devils!” “You’ll never walk alone!” like demented kids championing their kindergarten sports houses. However in this unique wonderful track - which is my current ringtone, by the way - the talented musician Faze compares his feelings for a girl with the current fan craze for international football. With its distinctive Pidgin English lyrics, this song is the most perfect blend of Highlife horns, Reggae / Dancehall beats and Calypso-influenced steel drums I’ve ever heard. Faze is just too much! Too bad he didn’t mention Enyimba FC though…

Track: Play Ball (from the Album “Originality”)
Artiste: Faze
Transcribed by: Naughty Eyes

[Intro]
J. Sleek. (Hey!)
She dey play ball oh! (Hey!)
And she dey score goal oh!
For my heart-y oh!
And she dey give them kolo (echo)

Verse 1
(Gunners) Na you be my Arsenal for life oh
My true love no be joke, you be my wife oh
(Barca) Barcelona, you too tight oh
Etoo be Number 1, my left and right oh
(Man U.) If you be Man U., I go marry you
You be Red Devil, that’s why I gbadun you
(Chelsea) Chelsea, I too cherish you
(Up Blues, Up Blues!) You dey play no be small, I dey feel you
If you be Marseille oh, I say you dey play well
If she be Bayern Munich, I say you too unique
If she be PSG, Roma, Bonn and Lyon
You dey play well oh

[Chorus]
She dey play ball oh!
For my heart-y oh!
She dey score goal oh!
For my heart-y oh!
She dey give them kolo (echo)
She dey dribble them oh!

[Verse 2]
If you be Liver… (Liverpool), Pires you dey give me goose pimples
(You dey give me liver)
Juventus, you be Champion, lai-lai, you no go lose
(You dey make them shiver)
If you be Real Madrid, I say you too real
If she be AC Milan, you’re my Number 1 fan
If she be Inter Milan, baby I’m your main man
She dey play ball oh, you dey play ball oh
Newcastle, no ball without you
If she be Portsmouth oh, I say you get mouth
If she be Bolton oh, if she be Everton oh, and Tottenham oh
She dey tor-tory me oh (Ehn!)

Repeat Chorus

[Bridge]
Omo, na red card oh / omo, na yellow card oh / Referee, no do us ojoro /
I say na penalty oh / I say na offside oh / na Hand of God oh /
I say na free kick oh / E go knack goal oh / I say na corner kick oh /
I say na half time oh / I say na over the bar oh /
Na so! Oya, kick am! Play am! Score am!

Repeat Chorus

[Bridge 2]
Oya, kick the ball, nod the ball, chest the ball (Sangalo!)
Ok, kick the ball, nod the ball, trap the ball (Sangalo!)
Oya, kick the ball, nod the ball, chest the ball (Sangalo!)
Kick the ball, nod the ball, trap the ball (Sangalo!)

[Whistle to signal end of Game…]

Lyrics © 2008 Faze & Independent Entertainment

Two Birthdays, A Wedding & A Soundtrack

Love is truly in the air, at least for two very wonderful people. Somewhere in Rumu-Okoro, Port Harcourt, my main homeboy, W.O. is about now exchanging wedding vows with his heartthrob, R. as they finally become man and wife on the 14th February, 2009. Sorry guys! I really wish I could be there but since c’est ne pas possible so I’m dedicating My Life’s Soundtrack below to you two. Happy Married Life!
Also, Special, Special shout outs to two bloggers who turn plus one today! The first is a beautiful banker who writes her opinions about life, sex, relationships and how to dredd your hair. The second is a lanky guy who posted a coupla risqué pictures on his blog recently, who is a real Master of dry wit and monosyllabic comments and whose profile borrows from a Jonathan Swift character.
Best Birthday Wishes to two of Blogville’s finest: Spicytee of Spicy Café (Go shorty! It’s your Birthday!) and AlooFar of Aloof and Far. I did want to do a proper tribute for both of them but I hope you guys will bear with me. Kindly take the track below, focus on the first two lines of Verse 2, delete anything inappropriate and insert ““Birthday” wherever you see “Valentine’s Day”…

Track: Valentine’s Day (from the Album “Originality”)
Artiste: Faze
Transcribed by: Naughty Eyes

[Intro]
Faze, Spankie…

[Verse 1]
The time has come to show the one that you care for
That you’re going nowhere and no love can compare
To the one that you both share
Take her hand, tell her the way you feel
Take his hand, promise you’ll never leave
It’s your special lovely Val-ey day

[Chorus]
Val-ey Day!
It’s Valentine’s Day, oh yeah
Valentine’s Day!
It’s Valentine’s Day, oh yeah!
V - You’re venerable to me
A - My angel girl can’t you see
L - You’re lovely, you’re all I need
E - My Empress, girl you’re complete
N -You’re natural and beautiful
T - You’re tender girl, you’re so simple
I - You’re innocent
N - My Number 1
E - My everything…

[Verse 2]
Today is a day to remember, it feels like a holiday
It comes once in a year, take your time ‘cos it’s rare
Show the one that you care for that you’ll always be there
Take her hand, show her the way you feel
Take his hand, promise you’ll never leave
It’s your special lovely Val-ey day

Repeat Chorus

[Bridge]
So tender baby, you are my lover
Ladies, ladies!
All I need, you’re complete
Oh!
So tender baby, you are my lover
Take her hand, tell her the way you feel
Take his hand, promise you’ll never leave him
It’s your lovely day, your Val-ey day

Repeat Chorus

It’s your lovely day, a day to remember

Lyrics © 2008 Faze & Independent Entertainment

PS: This geek is still trying to figure out how to embed the song into the post. So NOT funny…